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Smart don't get into debt in the first place!
But if you
are in Debt here's how to avoid the Debt Collector, and keep your stuff!
What
ya gonna do when the Collector calls!
You know the
feeling.. you're behind in your payments.. the kids are bawling their
eyes out cos you wasted the household budget on <put your favourite
habit here>.. the boss just told you that he's making a short list
for the next round of redundancies.. the land lord is threatening eviction..
the dog's chewed up the rug the in-laws gave you as a present.. and now
some cretin is threatening to repossess the telly.. what ya gonna do?
There's
a strange truck pulling up outside your house..
Some big
dude is walking towards the house..
He's got
a wad of papers in one hand..
A tattoo
of a love heart with "Mother" inside, on his forearm..
He's got
the "I mean business" look in his face..
What ya
gonna do?
What
ya gonna do?
What
ya gonna do, is get a copy of "7 Ways
to Avoid the Debt Collector", that's what ya
gonna do.
Not
entirely convinced, huh? Well, when that dude with the mean attitude and
tattoos drives off with your unpaid car, or lugs away your television,
don't come crying to us.. We warned you.. we gave you ample opportunity
to save your stuff..
Look,
you've worked hard for what ya got. Ya paid the deposit. Hell, ain't that
a good enough reason to hold on to it for as long as ya can?
Here's
7 foolproof methods on keeping ya stuff even longer.
"7
Ways to Avoid the Debt Collector"
That's
7 ways of keeping that dude's paws off ya telly, ya car, ya hi-fi, <you
put your property here>, in fact anything ya have on tick.
The
following bonus tips to Avoid the Debt Collector are what you are usually
told:
How
to avoid the Debt CollectorBonus
Tip #1: Don't Get Into Debt Duh! What a no-brainer that is. Instead of placing yourself
in debt up to the eyeballs, save your money. Yup, save
your money and pay cash for what you want.
Of course by the time inflation and the cost of living will have
kicked in and raised the price of everything, you'll still not afford
that PS3 or BMW.
How
to avoid the Debt CollectorBonus
Tip #2: Limit Your Hire Purchase Another no-brainer. Limiting the stuff you put on tick
to a couple of items means you should be able to make the payments
each month. This does mean keeping a tight budget, but will still
take you years to get what you want. Might as well decide on an
old clunker instead of that BMW.
How
to avoid the Debt CollectorBonus
Tip #3: Pay Your Debts On Time Whoa, Neddy! This will take a lot of budgeting, going without
things and being conscious that your budget only goes so far. Don't
get it right you will forget about the clunker and walk everywhere.
How
to avoid the Debt CollectorBonus
Tip #4: Read the Fine Print Jeez! It's there in black and white. No use claiming to
be ignorant of your rights when the fine print on the contract spells
it out.
You
would have guessed that these are the more obvious tips to avoid the Debt
Collector, and are the ones most budget houses will advise you. But what
if you have a mountain of debt and no possible way of meeting it? Well
you're gonna have to pay sooner or later, and later is always better*.
"7 Ways to Avoid the Debt Collector" are nothing like those
bonus tips...
*This, of course, is a matter of
opinion and is up to the individual to decide.
Co-written
by a Retired Debt Collector who spills his guts, "7
Ways to Avoid the Debt Collector",
uncovers some of the many ways that people
have **successfully avoided the Debt Collector.
**Success, of course, is relative
FINE
PRINT:
The laws regarding debt collection and debt collectors vary from
country to country. Also your rights regarding debt and debt collection
may also be different in your country, it pays to know your rights
before embarking on debt avoidance. If you don't you've only got
yourself to blame.
See Disclaimer
What
do ya get in the full book?
*
You get 7 helpful ideas on how to avoid the Debt Collector
*
7 real-life stories of people who avoided the Debt Collector
*
A retired Debt Collector's comments on each of the 7 ideas
It's
about here that you'll be asking how is
"7 Ways to Avoid the Debt Collector" going to
benefit you?
For a start it will:
*
Give you 7 ways to avoid handing over your stuff, or money, to the
Debt Collector.
*
Give you valuable ideas that will give you the advantage over that dude
from taking your car.
*
Ideas that will make the Debt Collector leave empty-handed and you still
have your stuff and money.
*
Ideas that will make your kids happy that they have still got a telly
to watch.
FINE
PRINT:
In some countries there is a statute of limitations regarding debt.
Normally this is seven years.. but hey don't quote us on this. If
the Debt Collector catches up with you and you end up in court,
quoting this website or our report will mean squat.. In any case
we'll deny all culpability.
See Disclaimer
"7
Ways to Avoid the Debt Collector"
are tried and true methods of temporarily*** evading the Debt Collector
***How successful you are at evading
the Debt Collector is up to you.
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ya gonna do?
Lose ya stuff
or Purchase
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Besides, if we had to give your money back there'd be so much administration
costs, that we might have to send a Debt Collector to get the additional
costs from you.
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Disclaimer
(fine print):
The authors of this report and site in no way encourage
you to break the law, nor do we endorse or condone any of the methods
in this report to avoid the Debt Collector.
What you do with the tips and ideas inside this report is entirely up
to you.
Any damage arising to you or to your property after adopting tips or ideas
in this report is your responsibility.
Check the laws regarding debt collection and your rights.
Responsibility for debt is always the person who has incurred the debt. REMEMBER: WHILE THIS BOOK REPRESENTS
REAL-LIFE CASES (NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT , THE GUILTY
AND THE CASUAL PASSERBY) THIS BOOK IS INTENDED TO ENTERTAIN, NOT ENDORSE
DEBT AVOIDANCE.
Warning:
Book contains coarse language
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